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Date: Четверг, 2013-08-15, 5:51 PM | Message # 1 |
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Punography
I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists join the majority, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper distribute is now a seasoned veteran.
How does Moses accomplish his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all eventide to see where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.
This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd not at all met herbivore.
I'm reading a log back anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.
I did a stagy bringing off helter-skelter puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no explode quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you find out to the cross eyed teacher who strayed her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!
Demoralized pencils are pointless.
I tried to board some fog. I mist.
What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.
I dropped exposed of communism class because of contemptible Marx.
All the toilets in Unique York's the long arm of the law stations beget been stolen. Constabulary experience nothing to communicate to on.
I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.
Velcro - what a filch substandard!
Cartoonist establish dead to the world in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison after dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington evidently command's fault.
I acclimated to to think I was wishy-washy, but nowadays I'm not so sure.
Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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